I've finally got some special insignia produced for you lovely people, and they are available in my Etsy Shop, first up is the classic "Herr Döktor's Laboratory " logogram, in exquisite black and white:
Next is the "Minion (First Class)"* badge, which you may wear with pride, knowing that you are helping Herr Döktor make the world a better place by doing his bidding:
Thirdly, you can demonstrate that you are a true devotee to the cause, by wearing this "Victim (Second Class)** badge:
Please enjoy these small offerings, and do tell your friends!
*No actual minioning required, no allegiance required, no hard work or heavy lifting.
**No actual victimisation, no actual harm or experimentation to be done upon your person, no unpleasant bending.